Deadpool 2 is great. If you haven’t seen it, wait until after you’ve read this, watched the video, and then clicked through the links below, then go see it. You don’t have to click all of them, but one or two would be nice. Call your work and tell them you’re sick, if you have to. If you work at the movie theater, you might have to come up with a more creative explanation, like you’re in a fugue state or something. What I’m trying to say is, Deadpool 2 is very enjoyable.
Deadpool toys are even more fun because you get to use them to watch the work of the most incredible movie studio on Earth: the studio of your imagination. Just like any big-name property, there is a range of toys to suit your Deadpool needs. From the classic posable action figures of your youth to the super-crisp detail of a collector figure like Sideshow Toys’ 1/6-scale figure, there is a Deadpool toy to kick your other toys’ toy-butts.
Marvel Legends Series 6-inch Deadpool
Only true 90s kids will remember when Deadpool looked like this. According to the product description, this design is inspired by the 1990s comics version. My, how he’s changed over the years. For example, no more popped-collar.
Deadpool Diecast Taco Truck
This diecast taco truck probably could do some serious damage to your other toys, especially if you pick it up and chuck it at them. I don’t personally advise testing it out, because this GameStop exclusive is pretty cool. It would be a shame to ruin it.
Marvel Legends Series 12-inch Deadpool
I defy you to show me another toy with a burrito accessory. I bet you can’t do it. And even if you do find one, I bet it’s nowhere near as cool as this 12-inch Deadpool figure. Katana and a burrito? Sign me up.
Diamond Select Toys Deadpool
You could really draw out a painful metaphor with this figure, as it’s the only one that comes with a wall. The idea is, you drag everyone through your description of it just so you can reference Deadpool breaking the fourth wall in the comics. It was definitely my first instinct.
NECA Marvel Classics Deadpool 1/4 Scale
NECA is one of my favorite toy makers out there, and for good reason: they make incredible figures and they have a great social media presence. Dry, concise, and to the point, they’ll give you a straight answer every time.
Deadpool ABS & PVC Amecome Yamaguchi Action Figure
This is a super posable figure that runs a little on the expensive side, but it’s worth it. Check out Deadpool up there, with his come-hither stare and pair of razor sharp swords. I don’t blame you if you can’t resist his charms.
Marvel 6-Inch Legends Series Deadpool
This is a more full-featured version of the 6-inch Marvel Legends Deadpool toy. The sculpt is more detailed, it has better weapons, and it comes with both a taco and detachable Wade Wilson face, for maximum Deadpool fun.
Good Smile Deadpool (Deluxe Version) Figma
Good Smile Company is another personal favorite toy maker of mine. They pack in so many amazing accessories and alternate body parts, you can pose this Deadpool in just about anyway you can imagine. Keep your mind out of the gutter.
Sideshow Toys 1/6-scale Deadpool
This is the ultimate Deadpool collectible. At 1/6-scale, it’s enormous, and the level of detail is absolutely unbelievable. The price is also pretty steep, but if you’re a serious collector, you really should consider adding this to your collection. It basically takes all the best, funnest parts of all the other toys and combines them into one, and then makes them even more realistic.
Seth Macy is IGN’s tech and commerce editor and collector of collectibles. Follow him on Twitter @sethmacy.